Learn It in Segments, Not End to End
Stop watching those “Day 1 to World Record” montages with the cinematic music and…
Category: Guides
Your First Run Will Be an Hour Too Slow
Stop watching those “World Record Progression” videos where some guy with a $5,000 setup…
The Run Where One Mistake Ends It
Stop watching those “God Tier” speedrunners on YouTube who claim you need a custom…
Beating It With Nothing Upgraded
Stop listening to the “pro” guides telling you that you need a specific legendary…
Hard Mode Is a Different Game, Not a Longer One
Stop listening to the “git gud” crowd. It’s the most useless, condescending piece of…
What You Missed the First Time
Stop listening to the “completionist” gurus who tell you that you need to find…
Twelve Hours in and Still Not Enjoying It
Stop listening to the “sunk cost” crowd telling you that you owe a title…
Which Side Quests Are Worth the Hours
Stop treating your quest log like a grocery list you’re legally obligated to finish.…
Not Every Icon Deserves Your Evening
Stop letting your mini-map dictate your dopamine levels. I spent three months of my…
Look at the Wall That Does Not Match
I spent three hours last Tuesday staring at a second monitor, scrolling through a…